Bob in the Galaxy of Delicious Food

December 23rd, 2004


Bob, after escaping the grasp of the Steaks, escaped onto a sausoship and ended up in the Galaxy of Delicious Food. Within the GDF, he landed on the planet of Domino's Pizza. The other planets in the GDF were: Dairy Queen, Burger King and McDonalds (which were placed on opposite sides of the galaxy), Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and Taco Bell. He was scared because the Pizzas on DP were really big! The Deep Dishes were even bigger! He even saw some with pieces of Bacon and Sausage on them! But he went on until he found the Greasy Pizza Inn on the corner of Cheese St. and Pepperoni Ave. He was afraid to go in because he saw some of the stuffed crusts going inside. But he went in anyway. When he was inside, he got really scared, and left.
So Bob went on until he found the Happy Cute Magical Fun Bunny Land Inn. He went inside. Everything was pink! His favorite color was blue. He hates pink. So he left and went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until he saw a fire. He went over to it and saw a Sausagina. She was sleeping. Bob went over and sat down next to the fire and fell asleep.
The next day he woke up and didn't have a clue as to where he was. Then he saw a Sausagina sitting next to the fire. He got up and went to talk to her.
"I'm Bob, the Sad Sausage. Who are you?"
"I'm Marie. What are you doing here?"
"I don't know. I just saw this fire and when I came over I fell asleep, sadly."
"Oh. Well what are you doing on DP? I don't usually see too many Sausages in the GDF."
So Bob told Marie his story.
"If you want to hear the rest, read my book Bob the Sad Sausage."
"Ok. So the Steaks are chasing you?"
"Yeah. That's why I need to find a place where I can hide out. Do you know of anywhere like that?"
"Yup. The planet of Burger King has a 1-digit population. Would that be alright?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
"Do you have any transportation? I can show you how to get there, but only if you have a way I can get there too."
"Just follow me..."
So Marie followed Bob as he went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until they got to Bob's sausoship."'
"Wow! Looks interesting," commented Marie.
"Let's go. I really need your help in finding Burger King, sadly"
So they got inside and left. Marie told Bob where to go and Bob listened.
"Where are we? This doesn't look right, sadly," said Bob, comfoozeled and sad.