Bob in the Galaxy of Delicious Food

Bob, after escaping the grasp of the Steaks, escaped onto a sausoship and ended up in the Galaxy of Delicious Food. Within the GDF, he landed on the planet of Domino's Pizza. The other planets in the GDF were: Dairy Queen, Burger King and McDonalds (which were placed on opposite sides of the galaxy), Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and Taco Bell. He was scared because the Pizzas on DP were really big! The Deep Dishes were even bigger! He even saw some with pieces of Bacon and Sausage on them! But he went on until he found the Greasy Pizza Inn on the corner of Cheese St. and Pepperoni Ave. He was afraid to go in because he saw some of the stuffed crusts going inside. But he went in anyway. When he was inside, he got really scared, and left.
So Bob went on until he found the Happy Cute Magical Fun Bunny Land Inn. He went inside. Everything was pink! His favorite color was blue. He hates pink. So he left and went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until he saw a fire. He went over to it and saw a Sausagina. She was sleeping. Bob went over and sat down next to the fire and fell asleep.
The next day he woke up and didn't have a clue as to where he was. Then he saw a Sausagina sitting next to the fire. He got up and went to talk to her.
"I'm Bob, the Sad Sausage. Who are you?"
"I'm Marie. What are you doing here?"
"I don't know. I just saw this fire and when I came over I fell asleep, sadly."
"Oh. Well what are you doing on DP? I don't usually see too many Sausages in the GDF."
So Bob told Marie his story.
"If you want to hear the rest, read my book Bob the Sad Sausage."
"Ok. So the Steaks are chasing you?"
"Yeah. That's why I need to find a place where I can hide out. Do you know of anywhere like that?"
"Yup. The planet of Burger King has a 1-digit population. Would that be alright?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
"Do you have any transportation? I can show you how to get there, but only if you have a way I can get there too."
"Just follow me..."
So Marie followed Bob as he went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until they got to Bob's sausoship."'
"Wow! Looks interesting," commented Marie.
"Let's go. I really need your help in finding Burger King, sadly"
So they got inside and left. Marie told Bob where to go and Bob listened.
"Where are we? This doesn't look right, sadly," said Bob, comfoozeled and sad.

"NO! There it is!" screamed Marie.
So they landed and got out.
"This place looks, and smells, like 1,000,000,000-year-old Burger. This place stinks, sadly"
"Yup. I've been here before. And it still stinks the same."
"Hey! What's that, sad, thing?" asked Bob, sadly.
"I dunno. It looks like a giant...Cheeseburger?"
It was walking towards them. They were afraid because it was big and scary looking. It was getting closer and closer. When it was about a yard away it stopped.
"Hello. My name is Joe the Triple Cheeseburger. I like pink, cheese, and butterflies," said the Triple Cheeseburger.
"Um Joe, you're a Cheeseburger. You're made of cheese." said Marie.
"Really?! Cool! Infinite access to cheese!"
"Yeah...whatever. Joe, do you have a place we can stay for awhile?"
"Yupo! My house! It's pink and it's full of cheese and butterflies!!!"
"Bob, are you as comfoozeled as I am?"
"No, I'm just sad and depressed." responded Bob, sadly.
"Oh, duh! I knew that!" said Marie.
"We'll stay, sadly," answered Bob, depressingly.
"Yay! Sleepover! Sleepover at my house! Sleepover at my house! Sleepover a-"
"Shut up already, jeez! Let's go Bob," said Marie.
So they all left for the sleepover at Joe's. When they got there they were afraid. Everything was PINK!!! It was very frightening. But they kept going anyway. When they got inside they were even more scared, and sad. The wallpaper was pink with cheese and butterflies on it. Joe showed them to their room.
"This is my guest room. Make yourselves at home because I need some cheese..." said Joe as he ran to the fridge.
"Wow! This place is giganstrosonormous!" exclaimed Marie.
"And sad," commented Bob, very sadly.

Marie was tired so she stayed, but Bob decided to look around, sadly. He was having a hard time staying sad with all the pink, cheese, and butterflies everywhere. But since he is Bob the Sad Sausage, he stayed sad. Very sad. Then he went to the kitchen, where he found Joe eating cheese. He looked inside the fridge and saw rows upon rows of every kind of cheese you could imagine. Occasionally something else, but mostly cheese. He did occasionally like some cheese, but not this much! This Triple Cheeseburger was insane! He left and went back to Marie.
"Hiya Bob!"
"Bad afternoon, Marie."
"What exactly do you plan on doing to escape the Steaks?" Asked Marie.
".............................."
"Bob? Hello, anybody home?"
"Nope. Nobody home."
"...........huh?! You're comfoozeling me!!! Stop comfoozeling me!!!" shouted Marie, comfoozeled.
"Ok," responded Bob, sadly.
"So how do you plan on making the Steaks go bye bee?" questioned Marie.
"..................................................................I dunno, sadly," replied Bob, very sadly.
"Well think of something, because the Steaks are coming right for us!"
"Oh. That sucks. Oh well. How about we hide underground and build a little house?"
"Wow! That's a good idea. Let me go get Joe and ask him about underground."
So Marie went over to Joe and proposed their idea.
"Absolutely not," was Joe's reply.
"Well why not?"
"I dunno. I just thought that sounded kinda cool."
"Well then. Can we do our idea?"
"Um...............um...............sure! Actually, I could care less since it doesn't affect me, but since you asked me I answered. Cheese!"
So Marie went back to Bob and they had a very long, and very sad, conversation. Then Bob went and asked Joe for a box. He gave him a cheese box. Then he went back to Marie and slept, in a box. Marie slept on the bed.

The next day, they woke up. But since they were still tired, they went back to sleep. Then they really woke up. They had some cheese and started digging. Then they went back and had some more cheese. Then they dug some more. Finally they were done. Now all they had to do was bring furniture down and stay there until the Steaks left. So they went and talked to Joe. He gave them 2 cheese boxes, 3 boxes with cheese in them, and a mini fridge. Then they went back and organized their mini house. Then they put a trash can lid over the opening.
They stayed there for days! 3 days to be exact. Until Joe said that the Steaks were gone. Bob and Marie took that chance to escape. They went back to Sausatopia, where Marie was re-named to Marie the Amazing Sausage and Bob was given another medal of courage for proving, once again, that he was the bravest Sausage ever!